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nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

ZeroyalChaos: Shorty

 Not NSFW in the slightest. Little drabble.

“You’re a son of a bitch Chilled!” Ze yelled at his boyfriend as he jumped up and down, arms outstretched.

Chilled walked into the room and grinned. “What’s the matter babe?” He asked leaning against the wall.

“You put my skates on the top shelf you bastard.” Ze groaned, grabbing a box and trying to balance on it, still unable to reach.

Chilled was laughing hard clutching his stomach.

“Stop laughing at me!” Ze growled, unable to stop a small smile from appearing on his face. Turning to face his boyfriend he looked up into his eyes. “Please Chilled,” He pouted.

Chilled wrapped Ze in a hug and reached up above his head and grabbed his skates with one hand.

“You’re a jerk.” Ze mumbled against Chilled’s chest.

“And you’re cute, shorty.” Chilled laughed.

“I might be short but I’ll kick your ass, giant.” Ze smiled.

“Yeah we’ll see about that.” Chilled threw Ze onto the bed, pinning him down. Ze tried to flip them over or at least get out of his hold, but he couldn’t, Chilled was a lot stronger than him.

“Fuck you.” He huffed.

“Aw, what’s the matter little Steven?” Chilled giggled, a blush spreading across the smaller boy’s cheeks.

“I hate you.”

“Love you too, shorty.”

zeroyalviking

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

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