“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
Anonymous asked: I think that sandwiching Max between two guys while being blindfolded is so damn hot. He would have no idea who is doing what to his body. It would be even better if it happened in the shower
((jesus fuCKING CHRIST))
Max’s face turned a lovely shade of red.
"First of all: there’s only two people around here that will fuck me: Adam and Chilled. It wouldn’t be hard to figure out who was doing what, especially since Adam never shuts the hell up during sex.
Secondly: OH HELL NO!”
((Holy shit, I’m dying.))
WHO SENT THIS IN))
((I don’t know. I didn’t.))
((I dunno who you are but I love you and I’ll find a way to make it happen for you :3))
((That WASN’T you who sent it in?! Damn!
That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….
And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.
Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?
Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place.
HOLY SHIT this moment came to me at 21 ok
why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here
When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.
shine bright like less dense hair fibers
(Source: breadpao, via butwhipsandgaysexciteme)
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
— Lux ATL (via stripperina)
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever,
the ONE thing that would keep it completely secret
is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it
because by doing an internet search, all that would show up
would be the show or the book
and people will assume it’s fiction
but… what if?
(Source: johnwatsonblogs, via butwhipsandgaysexciteme)